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in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday

me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush

my lawyer: same

me: same

judge: same

police: same

obama: same

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via officialmcdonaldsblog)

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

(via basicallyhellarad)

klecktacular:

I’m an adult

(via fingerb4ng)

"Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages."

- Unknown (via fuckinq)

(via musicalmrlove)

That is one of the most powerful posters I’ve ever seen.

(via davidltennant)

"‘Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."

- “… and ‘Bitch’ is attacking women for their right to call you on it.”  (via moldyvoldie)

(via davidltennant)

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

(via gracegeorge)

coltre:

" I used to see a fire in your eyes but I realized it was the reflection of the one I have in mine.

(via pornoes)